So I was thinking about what in the heck to write in my blog. I have to confess that I have been struggling with topics. I honestly don't live that exciting of a life so sometimes I'm at a loss for good topics. I finally decided after lots of thinking to write a post on thinking.. So hopefully you enjoy my crazy random post today!
Thinking is what sets humans apart from every other creature on earth. This is usually a blessing but it can also be a curse. I am what people call an over thinker. I can find a way to make any situation a stressful one by over thinking a situation. This is probably why I found my way to insurance. I can think of every single crazy situation that can happen and I try to avoid it. Riding in a car with me is pretty much torture. I refuse to drive fast and I am a seat belt Nazi. I had to watch this video once about how people who don't wear seat belts can kill people in the vehicle who do wear seat belts by their momentum.. I am crazy basically.. Along with crazy stressful thinking I have probably some of the most random thoughts on earth.. Lucky for you this is what the blog post will focus on instead of the disadvantages of not wearing a seat belt and driving too fast!
I tried thinking about all of the crazy things I thought about today and here is my random list so far: my favorite colors, my most hated colors, how farts happen in my body, how can I talk Curt out of running, how can I get skinny while eating cake and being a fatty, why can't I figure out how to load a dishwasher, why did God make us and not find a way to avoid people having to use the restroom, etc.. As you can tell, my thoughts are very random. I would assume everyone has thoughts like this. I compare it to Facebooking really, really well.. If you are an expert creeper I guarantee you will sometime find yourself on some one's profile and wonder how in the world you got there. I get a little excitement at hitting the back button and rediscovering the path again.. I feel this is kind of like my thoughts.. Sometime I wonder how in the world I got there..
Here's an example of a random thought path of myself.. My dog Ava is really fat and lazy but she is extremely smart and she loves food.. I start off by thinking boy Ava loves food. I wonder if Ava will shake her paw with me for food (she knows how to do this but she is moody sometimes).. After she shakes I think I wonder if Ava would speak English for her favorite foods.. I wonder what Ava would say in English? I bet she would say she loves me the most.. Speaking of love, did you see New Girl last week? I loved the part where Jess danced like a duck.... Or was it chicken? I love eating chicken.. especially fried.. Remember how fun our wedding was when we had fried chicken?....... This is a normal thought pattern for me everyday..
Not only do I have random thoughts I have thoughts that contradict each other. When I am at work I tend to find myself thinking of all the fun activities I can do when I get to go home. When I am at home I find myself thinking about what happened at work and insurance forms. How old and boring am I that I am thinking about insurance forms on my free time? It is truly amazing that one single person reads my blog. I think about how I can't wait to watch my Cardinals before the game and during the game I think of how I can't believe I am wasting my time watching this stupid game.. Can you tell by my tone that the Cardinals are playing terrible lately?! One of my famous contradicting statements is that I always tell Curt that we need to run more and longer.. Then when I am running I seriously think of how I wish I was doing anything else in the world. Sometimes while I am running I think about things which are worse than running.. I have a very small list.. It usually includes giving blood, paper cuts, hanging out with cats and listening to country music.. As you can see, a very small number of things are worse.. I think about sleeping when I am awake but when I lay down to sleep all I can about is staying awake.. My brain works in funny ways.
I'm sometimes perplexed about how other people's thinking works.. I find myself thinking how in the world do you not know what you are saying is idiotic? Sometimes I say it aloud instead of thinking it.. Bad job Hannah... Sorry Jesus... I was told to embrace people's differences.. That is something that I am very, very bad at usually. I guess I need to do some more thinking on how I can understand other people's points of views better.. I mean I always tell Curt that I don't need to understand his point because my point is always right and it ends there.. :) I think if single men read this blog they would never ever get married.. I think I may have painted a quirky picture of marriage.. There i go thinking again..
Anywho, I think it is time for my blog post to end of the night.. I hope you enjoyed my very random post tonight.. I'm interested to hear anyone else's crazy thoughts.. It will make me feel better that I will have a roommate at the mental hospital.. Joke.. They probably give crazy people their own rooms :) As always, thanks for reading and I promise I will do a better job this month of updating my blog... Maybe.. :)
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