Ugh............

Happy May everyone!! I seriously can't believe it is already May.. I remember my younger days when I couldn't wait for May so I could be out of school but now I only look forward to May so the students will get out of Columbia so I can have my town back.. I am so old.. I told myself this would never happen and look here I am turning into my Mom.. Yikes! I guess there are lots of worse people to turn into I guess.. Okay back to my blog.. I hope you enjoy the post today and don't think I am a crazy duck. :)

It should be no surprise to anyone who reads my blog that I came up with this blog idea while taking a bath.. I swear I do my best thinking in the tub and right before I am going to sleep.. I was soaking after the gym one evening with my Pandora playing in the background and the song Ironic came on by Alanis Morissette came on..  Now, don't get me wrong I love this song but everytime I hear it I always think about how ironic it is that her song is not ironic at all.. I really listened to the lyrics and I decided that this should really be called the Ugh Song because each of those situations she describes is what I refer to as an ugh situation. I mean if I really had 10,000 spoons when all I needed was a knife, I'd really be saying ugh and then I would wonder where in the world I got 10,000 spoons. If a black fly landed in my Chardonnay, I'd still drink it so that really doesn't say ugh to me.. I would say more protein and move on.. This is because I seriously may be the least germaphobe person on earth.. I was thinking in my mind about what my complete ugh moments would be and of course thought of a perfect blog post... Also, I want to write Alanis Morissette and complain about her non-ironic song. I have a feeling she wrote this song on purpose to play a funny joke on everyday.. I mean, here I am blogging about her stupid, non-ironic song.. I figure she is sitting on millions of dollars because of a stupid song.. Well played Alanis, well played.. So, I hope you enjoy all my ugh moments and once I am done, hopefully you don't think I am a complete crazy person..

I had an ugh moment about 5 minutes before I started this blog. It should be said that I prefer laying in my bed to anything else. I feel a couch is overrated as it doesn't have the comfiness of my bed.. So I drag my butt up the stairs in my apartment, get comfy in my bed and then start up my computer to start my post and that nagging feeling hits me... I did not bring up new water.. You would think since I have an obsession of having fresh water with me that I would be a very hydrated person... Wrong.. I am probably one of the least hydrated people on earth but I like the idea of having water if I want it, immediately... I had water leftover from last night but I refuse to drink it because it will probably have dust in it.. By probably have dust in it, I mean it does.. Dusting is not my best thing.... By not my best thing, I am I don't usually believe in dusting.. If you are a dust freak, please avoid my house.. I keep it normally clean but dusting is not my favorite thing.. I have learned to live with this fact.. However, my mother has not yet let this go and still nags me to dust.. Anywho back to the ugh moment.. My obsession with having fresh water was a major ugh moment for me.. I had to go all the way back down the stairs to find a glass and then stand there for the extra minute to fill up the glass then walk all the way up the stairs... I will admit, I still haven't touched the stupid glass of fresh water...

I guess I should have clarified what an ugh moment is to me.. An ugh moment is not a tragic moment. For example, if I came home and Curt was getting frisky with another lady duck, that would not be an ugh moment... This would be I am going to kill a kid moment.. An ugh moment isn't when you get in your car and the battery doesn't work.. This is a I want to break down and cry for 3 hours moment because it sucks to be an adult.. An ugh moment is a moment that is just irritating enough that you have to do something but definitely not the worst part of your day...

I think one of the WORST ugh moments is when I wake up 2 minutes before my alarm goes off.. My alarm everyday will go off every weekend at 6:37 a.m.. I know it is an odd time but that gives me an extra 2 minutes of sleep from 6:35 am but still enough time not to run late like if I woke up at 6:40 am.. I HATE it when I wake up and see my alarm reading 6:35 am.... I am pretty sure when this happens I verbally go UGHHHHHHHH and pretend this isn't happening.. I think this is God's way to torture me for all the times I have had bad behavior lately.. Nice move, God, nice move.

I have an ugh moment everynight when I lay down to sleep and realize that my bladder needs to be emptied... I think my bladder is empty until I lay down to sleep and then suddenly it must be emptied.. I must take myself out of the most perfect fortitude of pillows and blankets to make the 20 foot journey to the bathroom.. Don't worry, I am not able to find that perfect fortitude back after I come back to my bed.. Ugh.....

Getting in my car and realizing I can't wait another day to convince Curt to fill up the empty gas tank.... Ugh.....

Turning on my Ipod at the gym only to realize that it is dead and you took a chance and didn't bring your Iphone for music.. Ugh....

Opening the freezer and realizing you have the ice cream you have been craving only to realize your husband ate all of it and left it in the freezer.. Double Ugh.....

Getting all cozy to watch tv only to realize the remote is nowhere to be find.... Instead of getting up and changing the channel, you spend 10 minutes searching only to find the remote is where it is supposed to be... Ugh...

Planning an outfit around an item of clothing but when you go to put on this smoking hot outfit to learn the necessary item isn't clean.... Ugh....

Turning on your computer to check Facebook and the internet isn't working.... Ugh...

Deciding to take a chance and wear jeans and everyone else is in dresses.. Ugh...

Waking up for an appointment only to find out the power went out and your appointment started 20 minutes ago.. Big Ugh...

Going to check out with a load of groceries only to remember your debit card is in a different purse... Embarrassing Ugh....

Getting excited for your favorite show only to see it is a rerun.. Ugh.. This better not happen to me with The New Girl tonight..... Anyone who doesn't watch this show should check it out.. It is fantastic..

Getting your haircut and realizing the stylist took off way, way too much hair.. Ugh...

Having a plan in your head and then realizing it won't happen.. Disappointing Ugh....

Picking a stall in a public restroom only to find you picked the wrong one.. Big time... This may be above an ugh but I think it is worthy enough to be noted..

I could go on all day about the ughs in my life but I won't bore everyone.. I hope you enjoyed the post.. Maybe in the near future I will do a blog post on Woot Woot moments we all enjoy.. As always, thanks for reading!!

H